Welcome home. As soon as you’re finished eating (are you ever,
really, finished eating?) you need to march right upstairs to your room.
I mean, honestly. Have you seen it? The way you left it this morning?
There appears to be some carpeting showing in the far corner, over by
the window. I know!
I suggest you get up there right this minute and throw some laundry
over it immediately before anyone sees what color it is, forever ruining
your outstanding reputation for slovenliness.
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